Wednesday, October 8, 2008

News that bite!!


Ladies and gentlemen, this is flash news! This afternoon, something really shocking happened. A killer-dog went into a butchery in Nicosia and attacked the owner of the shop. The dog bit him really hard and took all the salami from the butchery, and also he attacked the supermarket across the street and stole some halloumi. 30 men were needed to control and capture that monsterus dog, and they put it locked up in a small room so that it wouldn't harm any more people and it could eat its halloumi and salami alone! Because of the dog's size and power, the people there named it killer, and beneath this article is a picture of that dreadful dog!!


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