Somewhat young, mysterious thing called Gollum, looking for his other half to spend the rest of his life with in his comfortable, fully air-conditioned cave. He is a lonely creature that wants to spend some time with his partner, because he has always been lonely for all his life. He is really famous for his attractive creepiness, and he is living in his dark cave. Of course, no creature is ever perfect, and so Gollum has some slight problems with his height, because he is small and short. He also is a bit speech-challenged, and likes to emphasize words with ''sss''! Gollum enjoys playing riddle games with ''bling-ring'' prices! Gollum also loves his alter ego, called precious! He really hates Goblins, and so he would never like his other half to be a Goblin. He is in search for the perfect match that he would like to clean his teeth with the fish bones, and make hissing sounds together while enjoying their attractive cave! Gollumn wants his wife to be a singer, so that they can sing together, and Gollum will have a chance to show his clear voice and accent! The wife will have to get used to Gollumn's smelly feet, and his stinking breath from all the fish he eats. No fat chicks or Goblin girls!!
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